The Offical Mr. Fuzz Mission Statement: Mr. Fuzz Approves

🐾 The Official Mr. Fuzz Mission Statement 🐾

Mission:
To approve only the finest stories, products, and snacks—with dignity, sass, and the occasional hairball.

Vision:
A world where every reader has a book in one hand, a cat in their lap, and the knowledge that Mr. Fuzz Approves™.

Core Values:

• 🐾 Excellence – If it’s not nap-worthy, it’s not worth approving.
• 🐾 Integrity – All judgments are final (unless tuna is involved).
• 🐾 Creativity – Encouraging authors to chase ideas like laser dots.
• 🐾 Curiosity – Because boxes, bags, and books are meant to be explored.
• 🐾 Dominance – Humans may think they’re in charge. They’re not.

Slogan:
"If Mr. Fuzz Approves, you know it’s worth your time."

A Letter from Mr. Fuzz, CEO of Approvals, Snacks, and Mischief

Dear Humans,

It has come to my attention that many of you are still uncertain about which books to read, which merch to buy, and which lap positions are most optimal for napping. Allow me to clarify.

I, Mr. Fuzz, personally review and approve only the highest-quality works of fiction, snacks, and soft surfaces. This approval process is rigorous: it involves pawing at your keyboard, knocking pens onto the floor, and sitting directly on top of your notes until the decision is clear.

If you see my stamp—Mr. Fuzz Approves™—you may rest assured that it has passed the strictest feline standards. If you do not see my stamp, proceed at your own risk. (Or bring me tuna, and we’ll reconsider.)

Remember: while humans may believe they are in charge of this enterprise, let the record show that the books, the branding, and the entire internet now operate under my supervision.

Warm naps and sharp claws,
Mr. Fuzz
CEO, Professional Approver, Master of Boxes